Credits

Written and Directed by
Maylen Caliénes

Produced by
Johnny Ray Rodríguez
Maylen Caliénes

Co-Producers
Christopher Lupo
Ali Caliénes
Teodora Fernández-Caliénes

Director of Photography
Angel Bousquet

Edited by
James Gordon

Music Composed by
Francisco Martínez

The Three Bilinguals (in order of appearance)
Ricardo Vargas - “Julio”
Maylen Caliénes - “Jessica”
Johnny Ray Rodríguez - “Jacinto”

Starring
Robert Torti - “Camacho D’ Attorney”
Nancy Sinclair - “Josephine Rosenberg-Zapatero”
Jordana Capra - “Kathleen Cougar”

 

Line Producer - Bethany Klubek

1st Assistant Director - Marilú Gambóa

2nd Assistant Director - Craig Darr

2nd, 2nd Assistant Director - Brian Bell

 

Cast

Julio - Ricardo Vargas

Jessica - Maylen Caliénes

Jacinto - Johnny Ray Rodríguez

Camacho D’ Attorney - Robert Torti

Josephine Rosenberg Zapatero - Nancy Sinclair

Kathleen Cougar - Jordana Capra

Manny Masseuse - Michael Klinger

Juan Zapatero - Alfonso DiLuca

Little Brother Jing - Charlie Kim

Mami - Valenzia Algarín

Papi - Xzavier Kristoff

Bartenders
Chris Puckett
Hunter Smit

Antonio - Adrián Quiñónes

Gustavo - David Valdéz

Carmen - Janet Alónzo

Pineapple Girl - Anica Barbosa

Shoe Girl - Melissa Soso, Bonnie Kathleen Ryan

Karla Therapy - Angela Weech

María Orgazma - Lisset Saenz

Therapy Girl 1 - Tunisia Hardison

Therapy Girl 2 - Cesili Williams

Therapy Girl 3 - Kehaulani Fierro

Singer at Wake/Party - Euriámis Losada

Band Leader - Francisco Martínez

Piano Player - Junko Seki

Hot Girl - Sony Mathew

Priest - Michael Patrick Breen

Shoe Store Customer
Ali Caliénes

Shoe Store Sales Man
Christopher Lupo

Wake/Party Goers
Claudia Hassenhuttl,
Raymond Gardea Jr., Anthony Polato, Garret Peverley

Club Goers
Joel Zandivar, Jerome LeBlanc, Abby Bollenbacher,
Machenzie S. Graff, Jennifer Blushi, Marco De León

Voice Over Artists
Hernán Solís, Peter Miller

Special (Dog) Appearances
Oscar
Boston

Location Manager - Ivonne Montoya

Casting by Circle of Light Casting
Craig Darr

Casting Assistants - Diego Villanueva, Kyla Druckman

Art Director/Set Decorator - Marco De León

Graphic Designer/Posters - Christopher Lupo

Photography/Posters - Angel Bousquet

2nd Camera Operator/DIT - John Gardiner

First Assistant Camera - Hiro Hasegawa

Script Supervisor/PA - Jaz Presurtlum

Wardrobe - Leah Doyle

Wardrobe Assistant - Airin Wadley-Wright

Wardrobe for Miss LaQueer
Jesse Tossado
Alejandro Ortega

Choreography
Johnny Ray Rodríguez
Maylen Caliénes

Props
Johnny Ray, Christopher Lupo, Jarret Mock

Sound- Christopher Podolak

2nd Sound - Lianto Poedijono

Sound Mixer/ADR - Michael Huang

 

Chief Lighting Technician - T.A. Williams

Best Boy - Hector Plascencia

Grip/Gaffer - Mike Elder

Grips
Chevy Douglas, Georgie Aguirre, Ryan Johnson, José “Ace” Acevedo

Key Hair/Makeup Artist - Jen Blushi

Hair/Makeup Artists
Amber Sibbet, Kristina Markovich
Christy “Rocket” McCann, Karina Cáceres

Additional Makeup - Kaylie Fajardo

Hair Stylist - Mayra Ramírez

Publicist - Dawn Page

Still Photographer - Michael Patrick Breen

Production Assistant - Evan González

Site Rep/Catering - Ali Caliénes

Chinese “Mandarin” Dialect Coach
Helen Wong

Color Timer/Colorist - Rick Okray

Website Designer/Builder
Miguel Guzmán-Centeno

Animation for Website
Jonathan Villalobos

Producers Wish To Thank
Chris Hendricks, Marcellus Barron, Robert Gold, Dawn Page, Ken Hurst,
Joanne Zahorsky Reeves, Madelin Marchant, Robert Reeves, Wanjiru Njendu,
Izabela Bartoszuk, Eddie Fernández-Caliénes, Eddy Caliénes, Susie Medina,
Orestes Matacena, Orna Rachovitsky, Katie Chalk, Eddie Miranda, Thomas Stevenson,
Celeste Decoudres, David Duyke, Tom Thomas, Tim Garlinghouse, William Barrantes,
Erika Chinchinilla, Shelly Little Feather, Jeanette Shelburne, Howard Fine

Film Independent
Evan Ward-Henninger, John Gardiner, Will Slocombe
Rosaland Williams, Mandla Bolekaja

Big Shot Producers
Luis G. González, Robert Reeves, Casey Lauer,
Eddie Fernández-Caliénes, A.J.Cohen

Shoe Know What I Mean Producer
Diana Dori

I Am A Sexy Hot Producer
Leonel Menéndez Álvarez, Vincent Chatman, Mike Chinéa,
Marilyn Besil Meyers, Jill Speigal, Steve Solomon

I Want To Be A Producer
Doug Stewart, Ingrid Chévez

Who The F#*K Are These Producers?
Phyllis Thinkii, Francisco Ferrer, Marco De León,Tim Hodgin,
Hernán Solís, Annetka Hardie, Peter Miller, Janna R. López Räven

Songs

“F For Love”
Music and lyrics composed by Francisco Martínez
Performed by Francisco Martínez

“Te Beso Y Te Regaño”
Performed by René Touzét

“Blame It On The Cha-Cha”
Music and lyrics composed by Francisco Martínez
Performed by Johnny Ray Rodríguez

“Ave María”
Recorded by Ben Patrick Johnson
Performed by Euriámis Losada

“Mis Hermanos”
Music and lyrics composed by Francisco Martínez
Performed by Euriámis Losada

Musician for Francisco Martínez
Dave Berry

Lighting and grip equipment supplied by T.A Williams

Voice Overs recorded at
Soltieri Productions

Entertainment Attorney
Gano Lemoine

“No animals or actors were harmed in the making of this film”

All characters and events appearing in this work are fictitious. Any resemblance to real persons living or dead, is purely coincidental.

Copyright 2012 The Three Bilinguals LLC

A Maycal Production

All Rights Reserved

The Three Bilinguals
(Shoes, Sex and Español)

Based on characters and situations created by
Maylen Caliénes
Johnny Ray Rodríguez

www.thethreebilinguals.com

This film is dedicated to my grandfathers
Yuyo Rafuls
Agapito Caliénes

Be Bilingual Baby!